I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
