all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
what the fuck happened to the tacos
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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