His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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