the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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