i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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