UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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