But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I looked at my own cervix.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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