they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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