If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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