i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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