in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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