think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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