How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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