why didn't you poke me back
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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