No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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