Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
high people should be assigned attendants
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
