The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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