So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Let's get the cat blown out
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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