4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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