i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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