Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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