Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Randomize
