You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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