UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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