I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You ate ashes out of my bong
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
