doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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