You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize