love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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