I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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