White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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