My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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Oh Jesus.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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