nut hugger
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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