nut hugger
She's JV to your varsity
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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