is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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