We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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