she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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