Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Randomize
