Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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