Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Randomize
