I got her a Nickelback box set.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Sorry my hands just texted you
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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