I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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