I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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