I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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