Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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