ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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