i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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