You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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