He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
