Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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