Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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