I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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