I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Sext me about skeletons
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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